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5 Things I Learned About Football This Week

Another week has passed in the unpredictable world of Association Football, so what has gone on this week, and what has the world’s favourite sport taught us?  Let’s look back now and pass a sage eye over the comings-and-goings and the to-ings-and-fro-ings in the soon-to-be regular feature, 5 Things I Learned About Football This Week.

1. If you’re going to make predictions, get ready to take the flack when  they don’t come true

I was wrong. I admit it. On Wednesday, before Arsenal’s victory over Barcelona, I got up on my high horse and loudly proclaimed that the Gunners would not beat Barca – in fact I gave 5 reasons in explanation of my supposedly water-tight theory. Oh dear. Arsenal won 2-1; cue laughter, vitriol, abuse, mickey-taking and all the other fully-deserved comments you might expect.

I have to admit, it was fair enough – you raise your head above the parapet, you’re going to get shot and I accept the flood of comments. I’d just like to share a few of my favourites with you though:

“Hahahaha arsenal beat Barcelona so you are wrong hahahahahahahaha”

“Ha! Ha! Ha! Give me five reason WHY “ARSENAL” won. To tell you what? I have never been prouder to be a fan of “THE GUNNERS”.

“would u like to put some tomato ketchup on on your boots…make it more enjoyable to eat?….”

I like the succinct nature of the first comment; short, to the point and accurate.  All I kept thinking about when looking at the second comment was the use of speech marks… if that is their “REAL NAME”.

And as for the final effort, I don’t understand it, but that sure as hell doesn’t mean it’s not bizarrely brilliant.  They’re all classics, I’m sure you’ll agree, so thank you all. Anyway, to summarise, Arsenal did it, they beat Barca. Well done.  (But they’ll get turned over at the Camp Nou!)

2. A 59-year-old Scotsman with glasses is harder than a 33-year-old Italian athlete

Everybody in football had something to say following the ugly incidents in the San Siro on Tuesday between AC Milan’s Gennaro Gattuso and Spurs’ Assistant Coach Joe Jordan; but amid the disgust and head-shaking at Gattuso’s outbursts, there was another running theme… Joe Jordanwould have Gattuso in an actual fight. Now, as terrifying as the sight of the toothless Glaswegian, nick-named ‘Jaws’, was in 1978, and even if he’d maintained that aggression, Jordan would surely struggle against a 33-year-old Italian bulldog with a blood-lust?

But, on the other hand, maybe Graeme Souness (Prediction: Jordan win within 5 mins) and Henry Winter (Prediction: Jordan win within 90 seconds) are right; perhaps Jordan could take that little upstart Gattuso? After all, if he gets in early, it might just take one swift blow to the muzzle to end the contest…

But enough of all this talk of disgraceful violence, let’s just hope they can sort their problems, Glasgow Kiss and make up… oops.

3. The FA Cup hasn’t lost its unique charm

Every year we find football writers anxiously wringing their hands as the FA Cup’s latter rounds approach once more. Oh, how can the competition continue when the big teams don’t care, they put out a third-string side, they care more about the Champions League and the Premier League, oh, what is happening to the world’s greatest cup competition? Blah blah blah.

Firstly, the FA Cup competition is not the exclusive preserve of the Big Four/Five/Six, there are plenty of games to play before that final in May – and every one offers the opportunity for a spectacular result, be it an unexpected mauling, an extraordinary come-back, or the most heralded of all, a giant-killing.

Secondly, only in the FA Cup do we see match-ups like the one witnessed yesterday at Old Trafford – Alex Ferguson’s mighty United took on Essex’s finest, Crawley Town of the Blue Square Premier. Despite being 93 places below their illustrious opponents, Crawley were brilliant. They gave a fantastic account of themselves, should have had a draw and earned the club £1million in TV rights – a great day for a small club and something which highlights the positives of the competition.

The FA Cup will never lose its special ability to shock and entertain and instead of worrying for its future, let’s embrace what’s great about it and continue enjoying games like yesterday’s.

4. Never have Aaron Lennon and Peter Crouch as your two post-match interviewees

5 foot 5 and 6 foot 7 – enough said.

5 foot 5 and 6 foot 7 – enough said.

5. UEFA have an interesting view of what constitutes an ‘overpriced’ ticket

While we live in the age of the billionaire-owner and the mega-rich player, we the fans are, unfortunately, somewhat more limited in our means. This hasn’t stopped UEFA from announcing that for general sale tickets at this season’s Champions League final at Wembley , the cheapest price you can expect to pay is a staggering £150, PLUS an inexplicable £26 ‘administration fee’.

Hilariously, UEFA spokesman Giorgio Marchetti explained UEFA’s ‘generosity’ as follows “We don’t think that the Champions League final is overpriced. We do not want to squeeze every single penny out of the market.” He went on to explain that the £26 administration fee was in place because there are “costs involved”– presumably then the tickets are printed in gold leaf and couriered to fans by super-sonic jet-bike?

With this announcement, the price of the cheapest ticket for a Champions League final has almost doubled in just 2 years – when Manchester United lost to Barcelona in Rome 2009, a category three ticket was a relatively paltry £80. With the money already being pumped into football at every turn by the game’s dedicated fans, this level of pricing is a slap in the face and an unacceptable imposition by UEFA.

Why David Moyes Must Leave Everton

It’s time to go. After almost 9 years in charge, David Moyes needs to cut the chord and say goodbye to Goodison Park.

Moyes came to Goodison in 2002, arriving from Preston with a reputation as an up-and-coming young manager with plenty of ideas and a great deal of potential. Since then, Moyes has forged a reputation for himself as one of the most respected and capable managers in English football.

After guiding Everton to safety in his first season, Moyes built on an impressive 7th in 2002/3 to break the domination of the ‘Big Four’ in 2003/4 with a hard-earned and tremendously impressive fourth place finish. Unfortunately all their hard work in reaching the final Champions League qualification round was undone in two games against Villareal. The financial reward of qualification for the Champions League proper would have been manna from Heaven for a club that was,and is, in dire financial straits. As always seems the way for Moyes at Everton though, it was a case of so near and yet so painfully far. Since then Everton have finished in the top 6 three times (including 5th twice) and have been all the way to Wembley in the 2009 FA Cup Final.

What more can Moyes do than he has already, in a position where the constraints placed upon him by a penniless board have restricted his net spending to an eighth of Tottenham’s, a fifth of Villa’s and even a third of Birmingham City’s, who have spent two seasons in the Championship, since 2003?

It could be argued that, on the rare occasions he has been provided with reasonable funds, Moyes has failed to invest the money particularly wisely. Breaking the club’s transfer record 4 times under Moyes’s tenure, only Marouane Fellaini (£15m) can be reasonably seen as a good deal for Everton; £6m for James Beattie, £8.6m for Andrew Johnson and £11.25m for Yakubu, given the return on the pitch from each of those players, all register as poor investments.

But the vital signings of key players, Tim Cahill, Phil Neville and Mikel Arteta (each signed for under £4m), as well as the bargain price paid out for future star Seamus Coleman (£150,000), suggest that Moyes is hardly without skill and, perhaps more importantly, shrewdness in the cut-throat dealings of the transfer market. Indeed the success of Phil Neville, who was subject of a recent transfer bid from high-flying Spurs, is a testament to one of Moyes’s best qualities: his ability to bring the best out of his players.

Everton is not a team of superstars, far from it, it’s hard even to name a star player at Goodison Park, but it is a team, generally, of over-achievers. While a player like Arteta, who is clearly of a superior technical ability, could play for most teams in Europe, many of the other members of Moyes’s side have, through dedication and the tutelage of their manager, risen above what seemed to be their limitations to provide Moyes with credible and useful Premier League players.

Phil Neville left Manchester United with a reputation as a hard-working but limited penalty-magnet; under Moyes he has emerged as an inspirational first-choice and club captain , who has made over 450 Premier League appearances (50 more than his recently-retired brother, Gary). In 2004, Moyes plucked Tim Cahill from the relative obscurity of the Lion’s (New) Den at Millwall, and the attacking midfielder, one of the most effective headers in the penalty area, has become a stalwart for club and country. Moyes also helped to develop Phil Jagielka, Joleon Lescott (whose departure earned Everton a very tidy transfer fee) and Leighton Baines – all of whom have become England internationals. Equally, there are the largely ignored, yet quietly efficient Leon Osman and Tony Hibbert – neither of whom sets the world on fire with their form, but whose experience and work-rate help make the Everton team tick.

Nine years is a long time, especially in football, where it is sometimes hard just to keep up with who’s where, such is the frequency of managerial casualties, but the exemplary loyalty of Everton’s board should not be reason for Moyes to stay in a job to which he has given his all for the best of a decade, with little backing to show for it. Moyes has proven his loyalty by remaining as long as he has, but there comes a time where ambition will finally outweigh fidelity and that time is now. Moyes, like his players, has over-achieved at Everton; the likes of Aston Villa, Newcastle, even Manchester City would fall over themselves for a 4th placed finish and a FA cup final appearance – two things that none of those clubs has achieved in the last 8 seasons, but that Moyes has managed to achieve in the face of an almost unworkable budget and the unhelpful, if understandable pressure from sentimental fans wanting a return to the golden days of the 80s.

The question then is where to? The likes of Arsenal and Manchester United have legendary managers who are extremely unlikely to get sacked at all, let alone soon. However both Arsene Wenger and Alex Ferguson are reaching the end of their illustrious careers; few would immediately consider Moyes for the positions they will leave vacant, but despite his experience, Moyes is still only 47 – a man with many years ahead of him in football management. Tottenham too are likely to require a new manager in the next year or so, with Harry Redknapp the hot favourite for the England job in 2012 and while many would argue that Spurs would be a step sideways, the crucial difference at White Hart Lane is simple – money. Tottenham have, under ENIC, backed their managers (rightly or wrongly) with large transfer funds – a luxury Moyes would surely appreciate. Moyes would almost certainly be better backed at Aston Villa and Sunderland too, should such jobs become available. A man of patience, Moyes would not have to wait too long before an opportunity befitting his standing came along; only last year Sir Alex Ferguson said of his compatriot,

“When you take everything into consideration, he’s done an incredible job at Everton. He has not had the resources of other clubs but…the signings he has made have been terrific and it means he has continuity for years.”

The frustration of his time at Everton is building, and though Moyes puts a brave face on in interviews and diplomatically side-steps questions about the club’s lack of spending, the shackles of Everton’s necessarily miserly board have held back the Scotsman too long. Amazingly Moyes is, according to bookmakers, one of the Premier League managers most likely to be sacked, an extraordinary situation considering what he has achieved, but should Everton take such a step, it would lose the club one if its best assets, and free Moyes to pursue his ambitions and finally achieve his goals elsewhere.